Kalmēra emuārs un imēbas buduārs: Chocolate Jesus

you said it, man!

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. /Woody Allen/
Only sick music makes money today. /Friedrich Nietzsche/
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. /Phyllis Diller/
toss the child out of the window, aiming for a good landing space such as a bush or patch of grass /?/
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. /Kurt Vonnegut/
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. /?/
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. /George Bernard Shaw/
Cynically speaking, one could say that it is true to life to be cynical about it. /Paul Tillich/
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. /Scott Adams/
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? /Scott Adams/